He says;
“Hello old chaps, I seem to be in a spot of bother with my poultry hatcheries.
After breaking one sign on my premises, I decided that I’m far too important a person to dismantle ALL the signs around the hatchery.
Apparently, to my surprise and immense dissatisfaction, removing one lock did not fluster all the other signs attached to it into unlocking themselves.
The villain who obstructs my endeavors is none other than the dastardly LWC plugin, and his old chum Logic.
Be a dear and modify the functionality of the aforementioned plugin so that it obeys my every command and desire.
Best wishes, sincerely,
Lord Wither von Fluffypants the Third esquire.”